1973 Mercury Comet - (302 auto) (1992-93)
1985 Ford Temp (4 cyl manual) (1993-94)
1984 Ford Ranger (my dad swapped in the 302 from the Comet) (1996-97)
1989 Taurus SHO (manual, as were all 89's. Hand me down from my dad with 220k on the clock) (1997-99)
1998 Taurus SHO (auto, meh) (1999-2001)
1994 Taurus SHO (manual, all the bolt ons and Eibachs. Much better.) (2001-03)
2004 Subaru WRX Wagon (manual, eventually Cobb exhaust, chip, etc. Spun a couple rod bearings at 130k. First and only new car.) (2003-09)
2005 Lincoln LS (V8 auto. Not bad.) (2009-12)
2009 Lincoln MKS (3.7L FWD. Not bad till i nearly totaled it trying to add a Focus hood ornament.) (2012-14)
2012 Lincoln MKS (Ecoboost, sport appearance, current ride.) (2014-?

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Hoping to keep this one a while. Buying new always seems like a bad idea until I look back and realize the longest I've owned a car was the only new car I've ever bought. Man that WRX was a blast! The wife wasn't as impressed with it, but I already had it when I met her. I actually met her after I bought the exhaust but before I put it on.
Edit: As is the trend in this thread, I'll note that I'm 38.