I just about choked on my coffee when I saw the thread title. This is almost the
exact same thing I've been wanting to have done. There's a fantastic fabrication shop in town that I've had look into the measurements, and after seeing your thread I'm sold!
I can really only speak for myself, and I don't think I'm alone in saying this, but the exhaust note our motor makes with dual 2.5" pipes.... leaves a lot to be desired. Too much rasp, and not enough tone for my taste. Not to mention the additional cost and weight of all that extra piping. What's ironic is that the Z32 300zx community has a similar issue. The VG30DETT which is also a twin turbo DOHC V6 like ours, ends up sounding...not great when piped with true duals. Then some body got to thinking. Why not run it GTR style? They sound dramatically different. The stock R35 GTR's run two downpipes into a Y-pipe then back into dual mufflers/resonators/outlets (because of the lack real estate under the car). All the aftermarket companies that make a replacement exhaust keep this same style. Now there are plenty of guys that go that route. This car is one of the more well known examples of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wti1yBhHykI don't claim to understand all the fine mechanics of how the sound waves, exhaust pulses, and resonances work to make the car sound so different, but it works. Of course the downside being, there's no off-the-shelf option so it would have to be fabricated. But thanks to your post, I've got all the motivation to go and have my downpipes and exhaust fabricated. Great post man, and nice work!
Now I'm just going to have to track down the lower bumper trim from a base Taurus that only has one exhaust outlet. Hmmm