So my neighbor drives by my house and I'm outside... he is in an Audi TT that has some work done but not much... and proceeds to tell me how fast it is, etc etc... it's an older Audi with 150K miles on it...
I'm going along with it, he is excited so I do the polite conversation bit... congrats, sounds good, they handle well, etc etc...
He then tells me it would "Leave your Taurus in the dust!" then goes on about how he knows I go to the track, which tracks I go to..to call him next time I go so he can show me how fast these Audi's are...
I am like..Hold the damn phone... wait what huh?
So I politely tell him it would probably be a good race, who knows...trying to deflect... He is my neighbor, usually a nice guy.. not trying to stir the pot further...
He himhaws about "there is no way"... so I tell him to park his German car and let me take him for a ride...
Needless to say.... his posturing about going to the track to show me how much faster his Audi is quickly dissipated...
The resulting "Holy Sh!t!" that expelled from his mouth when I punched it was worth the gas for sure...