It's a bit early for April fools jokes SBS! Leaving SHO for a FWD honda?

I know you said no to chevy, but as mentioned the CTS-V is in a different class than even the SS. Having come from a STS-V (No, don't even research it, I loved mine, but they have issues) I did hang with the CTS-V crowd and I can tell you the level of interior refinement in the Caddy is a step above.
Plus the blower is already installed and base tuned for, so you have a designed package out of the box.
The AMG's are an option, but from what I have been told get extended warranty, when they go, they go and are $$$$$ to fix.