Twas the night before Christmas and in my garage,
I heard a strange rattle but I don't own a Dodge.
I opened the door and heard hooves go click click,
There stood Rudolph and good old St. Nick!
I was quite shocked and didn't know what to say,
Santa said, "nice Lincoln, would you trade for my sleigh?"
I said, "no way, Santa," and started to grin,
"but if you have some time, we could go for a spin."
His little round mouth, all turned up like a bow,
turned into a smile and he said "Yes, let's go!"
I stepped on the gas and he said, "Man, that's rad!"
I had to explain that the tune was from Brad.
As the turbos spooled up, he was taken by surprise,
But he liked it a lot by the look in his eyes.
Santa was giddy and never felt so alive,
So I backed off the gas and said, "Wanta drive?"
With his left foot on the brake and right on the gas,
He built up some boost and really hauled @ss!
Shoved back in the seat, Santa said, "I've been thinkin'
What I need tonight is your hotrod Lincoln!
"Not for sale," I said "no matter what you say,
Just get my friend Brad to tune up your sleigh!"
